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I found the need to post.

Only a moment ago, I found myself reading a fanfiction about Legolas and Arwen.

Which was weird.

It was not the subject, or the strange mix of characters in the story which I found tragic.

It was the choice of words, rather.

Cheesy.

The folly of the writer was that he attempted to fit a love story in one page. Which is wrong, with all the complexities that would naturally come with it.

A love story does not merely consist of sweet words.

And anyway, though i think that Legolas definitely deserves a pair, Arwen is not right. She is more than a thousand years older than he, if im not mistaken. Paedophile.

I have thought of it before, though.