Stories of Arda

• a very, very disturbing story
• a rather amusing story
• a very long story (which didn't really end)

Ugh. I'm tired of looking =.=

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• For more relatively longer stories

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Excerpt from Animal Kingdom Chaos

They all browsed the gift shop, and the Hobbits seemed interested in little laminated passports, personalized with names. They frantically searched for their names. “I don’t see mine anywhere,” Merry said.

“Me either,” Frodo added.

“Fuuuurrrr…” Pippin said, cuddling his prize.

“They have mine,” Sam beamed, holding up the card. Frodo and Merry rolled their eyes as Sam approached the checkout counter.

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They reached the BBQ stand, and Aragorn began to order, at first paying to attention to the man taking the order. Then he happened to look up. “Denethor?!” he nearly shouted. “What the heck are you doing here?!” Faramir hid behind his brother.

“I work here,” Denethor grumbled, “Where’s that idiot son of mine?”

“Over here, Dad!” Boromir said cheerfully.

“Not you, Boromir,” Denethor said, searching for Faramir. “Aha!” he shouted, “You can’t hide from me, Faramir!” Denethor got a crazed look in his eye, and snatched a stick from a nearby tree. After poking it in the fire, he started poking it out the window at Faramir.

“Denethor!!!” Aragorn shouted, throwing a glass of water at the burning stick.
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“Look! It’s a big ball! Like the one Pippin looked at when he wasn’t supposed to!” Merry shouted, pointing at the Epcot ball. Pippin’s eyes began to well with tears, but Aragorn told Merry to shut up. Pippin liked this.

haha.
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